Watermelon Bicycle (WMB) – Bauhaus for the Heart and Brain
Mission
To strip wellness of its gimmicks and return it to what matters: clarity, creativity, and connection.
Watermelon Bicycle is a movement for people who are done with fragmentation. Mental health over here, sex over there, diet in a spreadsheet, joy in a TED Talk. Enough.
We believe the human system is one. Mind, body, desire, emotion—woven, not stacked.
So we build what the modern world forgot to: a functional, aesthetic, unapologetically integrated path to living well.
With roots in Bauhaus design, we apply the same principles—form follows function, less but better—to therapy, movement, intimacy, and self-regulation.
We help people think better, move smarter, feel deeper, and want more clearly.
Not wellness for influencers. Wellness for people who live.
Vision
A world in which clarity is sexy, design is therapeutic, and health is whole.
We’re building a school of thought—and practice—where mental, emotional, physical, and sexual literacy are taught side by side.
Imagine if your gym, your therapist, your creative outlet, and your love life all spoke the same language.
That’s Watermelon Bicycle.
Not a brand. A movement.
Not a product. A system.
Not aspirational. Functional.
We’re not here to soothe. We’re here to strengthen.
To help humans ride life in rhythm with themselves. No shame, no jargon, no glitter. Just structure, sensuality, and radical coherence.
